You can take the spear gun and leave the cannoli, but make sure you show our divers some respect! Also available in premium Fitted style. A classic, comfortable everyday tee. 100% cotton  Medium weight fabric Classic relaxed fit Runs true to...

Snarky yes, but I like it too! A great addition to any mermaid's wardrobe! A classic, comfortable everyday tee. Also available in premium Fitted style. 100% cotton  Medium weight fabric Classic relaxed fit Runs true to size

I can quit anytime I want, I just don't want to! And who would? Diving is awesome! Also available in premium Fitted style. A classic, comfortable everyday tee. 100% cotton  Medium weight fabric Classic relaxed fit Runs true to size

You can never be too prepared for Zombies with popsicle sticks, um, er, I mean the Zombie Apocalypse! "Learn to Scuba Dive because Zombies can't swim!" At least, I don't think they can swim... This shirt will get laughs, and...

"I know I swim like a Girl. Try to keep up!" It's snarky, it's snarky, it's fun for a boy or a girl! A classic, comfortable everyday tee. Also available in premium Fitted style. 100% cotton  Medium weight fabric Classic relaxed fit Runs...

Unfortunately true! A classic, comfortable everyday tee. Also available in premium Fitted style.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was a mermaid like mine? Don't cha? Also available in premium Fitted style. A classic, comfortable everyday tee. 100% cotton  Medium weight fabric Classic relaxed fit Runs true to size

Anyone old enough to remember busy signals? Well, Scuba Diving is kind of like the opposite of a busy signal. Get wet and enjoy the view. Also available in premium Fitted style. A classic, comfortable everyday tee.  

Scuba diving is the closest you can come to becoming a real life mermaid, barring future advances in science! Show your Scuba / Mermaid pride! Also available in premium Fitted style. A classic, comfortable everyday tee. 100% cotton  Medium weight fabric...

Just don't drink and dive! Great after dive shirt! Also available in premium Fitted style. A classic, comfortable everyday tee. 100% cotton  Medium weight fabric Classic relaxed fit Runs true to size

Ok, Mermaids swim, they don't run. Just give me my coffee and no one gets hurt! Great shirt to start your mermaid day! A classic, comfortable everyday tee. Also available in premium Fitted style.

Don't worry, I'll keep your secret! I am actually a Unicorn! A great T-shirt to protect your secret identity. A classic, comfortable everyday tee. Also available in premium Fitted style. 100% cotton  Medium weight fabric Classic relaxed fit Runs true to size...