"Everything will kill you . . . " Fitted T-shirt

I know, I know: you're afraid of the sharks, afraid of the water, afraid of... Seriously: we live on a rock that spins at 1,038 miles per hour, while hurtling through space at 67,000 miles per hour! So live a little, love a lot, be kind always, and dive as often as you can!

This is not your father’s t-shirt. It has dual side-seamed construction for a fitted look and comfortable feel. Once you put this shirt on and wear it for a while, you will see why this is our Premium t-shirt!

Also available in classic Relaxed Fit style.

• 100% cotton
• Lightweight fabric
• Pre-shrunk, runs true to size